At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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