quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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