if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it's like iHOP with fire
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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