I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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