that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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