WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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