So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
