Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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