I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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