I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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