found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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