dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There are leaves in my underwear?
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