Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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