she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I wish there were birth control emojis
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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