I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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