My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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