If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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