the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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