listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he shaved USA in his pubs
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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