i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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