STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
