yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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