I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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