You surviving the open bar?
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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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