Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
