what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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