I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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