Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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