i don't like sucking hair
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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