You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
This can only be settled by a dance off.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
