he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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