pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This is the high leading the old right now
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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