Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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