I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
