But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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