Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I understand Curling. That high.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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