i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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