So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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