covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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