So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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