i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Drake has all the answers
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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