yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
