Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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