We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
this will be a night to untag.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i believe in u and ur pee
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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