is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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