woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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