i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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