Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
