Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize