I want to stick my p in your. b.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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