windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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