I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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