So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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