Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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