How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
