New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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