gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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