So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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